Select Page

Laundromat Trauma

In the beginning, there was authority (or building management) and nothin’ been right since A guy has entered the laundromat and in his heyday he was probably a high school star running back. And back in the day he wore a letterman jacket, drove a red Chevy...

Laundromat Etiquette

I’m gonna lay my burden down by the riverside and study war no more The woman seated behind the counter dealing out ten-dollar packs of quarters has got to weigh at least 350 pounds.She wobbles over to get my money.“What’ll it be, KID?” she says.“I’d like to get a...

Laundromat 101

You can lead a horse to water, but he or she shouldn’t drink unless it’s spring water Have you ever noticed that laundromats never have a name above the entrance that can be read? Most of the signs have fallen, or the pressed on letters have peeled off. If they do...

Laundromat Detour

To err is human, to forgive is stupid, but silence is actually golden Oh to find a laundromat that opens at 6:00AM, what a dream, what a delight. I arrived at 7:09 sharp. A middle aged white guy had already taken stake on the premises. He was balding and wore...

Laundromat Dream 1

Play with the devil and he’ll spit in your eye An old woman who appeared raceless stands wearing a crocheted cap cocked to the side like the Black Panthers once wore their leather berets. She might have once lived near Huey Newton in West Oakland but she’s no...